Will you blow on my dice?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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