with your own penis?
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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