I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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