I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
there is glitter all over my balls
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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