And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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