Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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