you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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