maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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