I just made out with a guy for $7.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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