I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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