i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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