Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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