So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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