and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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