He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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