tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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