whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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