let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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