i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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