Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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