Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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