New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.