Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I think my fart just growled at me.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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