i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just googled if crying burns calories
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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