My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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