How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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