i just had sex bonerless
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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