I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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