I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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