Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He felt like a one man threesome
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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