Can Purell be used as lube?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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