I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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