Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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