i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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