I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
She announced her abortion via fbk
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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