So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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