Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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