I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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