..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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