Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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