I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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