we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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