Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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