No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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