Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she smelled like a LAN party
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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