Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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