You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
