She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
