forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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