Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'd cum for enchiladas.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
