sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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