I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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